Here's a full recap of the People's Choice Awards:

9:03: Ellen DeGeneres wins favorite talk show host. "I like people. I've liked people for a long time," she says.

9:06: "The Proposal" wins favorite comedy movie. Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds accept the award.

9:09: Viewers get a sneak peek of "Robin Hood" starring Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett. My viewing partner accurately calls it "Gladiator plus 1500 years."

9:16: Cloris Leachman sports a dominatrix getup during a "Paranormal Activity" spoof. Don't ask.

9:18: Mariah Carey wins favorite R&B artist. Are we treated to another seemingly drunk acceptance speech? Not really, just usual loopy Mariah. "My real fans know that they are my extended family and I love them so much," she says. One weird moment: She thanks husband Nick Cannon "for being my best friend and for many other things that I probably shouldn't mention."

9:22: Steve Carrell wins favorite TV comedy actor. He gives a speech centered on "that's what she said." He concludes, "This is a true honor and I'm glad I came." You know what to say.

9:25: Alyson Hannigan wins favorite TV comedy actress.

9:27: "Survivor" host Jeff Probst gives us a sneak peek of "Survivor: Heroes vs. Villians." We spot cast members like Rupert Boneham, Coach Ben Wade, Jeri Manthey and Russell Hantz.

9:34: "The Big Bang Theory" wins favorite TV comedy.

9:37: Mary J. Blige performs.

9:46: Carrie Underwood wins favorite country artist, beating Taylor Swift.

9:49: Hugh Laurie wins favorite TV drama actor. His show, "House," wins favorite TV drama.

9:51: Fans get a sneak peek of "Clash of the Titans." Is it weird that this one really looks like "Gladiator," too?

9:59: George Lopez introduces the favorite movie actress category by noting he has the "honor of naming the five white women in the world that Tiger Woods has not slept with." Sandra Bullock wins.

10:04: Hugh Jackman wins favorite action star.

10:11: "Inglourious Basterds" wins favorite independent film.

10:13: Taylor Lautner wins favorite breakout movie actor.

10:22: Keith Urban wins favorite male artist. The singer thanks the fans who love his music. "I don't even care if you download it illegally and give it to your friends," he says.

10:24: Cobra Starship performs with special guest Nicole Scherzinger.

10:35: Ashton Kutcher wins favorite Web celeb for his 1 million Twitter followers.

10:38: "Vampire Diaries" wins favorite new TV drama.

10:39: "Glee" wins favorite new TV comedy. And suddenly, the entire audience is getting DiGiorno pizza. Huh?

10:47: Taylor Swift wins favorite female artist. "What a beautiful, beautiful way to start out a new decade," she says.

10:54: Johnny Depp wins favorite movie actor. He's also people's choice for actor of the decade. "I'm deeply humbled by this great honor," he says.